Step 1. Create a fire
Step 2. Throw everything you value into said
fire. Material possessions are useless for this.
Step 3. Simply open a portal to the 4th dimension.
Step 4. Enter the previously mentioned portal.
Step 5. Upon entrance, you should be greeted by R. He is the controller of realities.
Step 6. Tell R the following code "JX360F2"
Step 7. He will give you a stick you you will return to where you made the portal.
Step 8. Saying the phrase "I will not be happy" should activate the stick.
step 9. wave the stick around and watch as reality bends to your will.

type 'format harddrive' into terminal

to make the fire you need to a moonlight from a blue moon focused from the eye of a whale shark.

00fed's response deserves more upvotes.

How do I make 'fire'